Valium Nights
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.

gloomyteens:

i’m trying to lose weight so i’m going to order the large combo meal (x5) with a diet coke instead of my usual extra large deluxe combo extravaganza (x958) with a diet coke

gloomyteens:

i’m never drinking again (jk i’m like an alcoholic)

iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

I have never had a shamrock shake because i don’t plan on becoming obese